Cosmopolitan

Created on February 22, 2023.

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Once upon a time in the ever so bustling city of Las Vegas, there was a little casino known as the Cosmopolitan. Unlike the bright lights and hustle bustle of the other casinos, the Cosmopolitan was a serene oasis away from all the craziness. It was the type of place that you could go to relax, take a load off and just enjoy some time away from it all.

Now, the residents of Vegas had heard tales of the great events they held at the Cosmopolitan, the Casinos Comedy show being one of them. It was said that once a month the casino hosted some of the most hilarious comedians around and people from all corners of Vegas tried their best to be present.

So this particular evening, there was a full house waiting in anticipation of the show. The lights dimmed, the curtains opened and on stage was the one and only Kevin Hart. The crowd erupted in applause as Kevin Hart strutted on stage in his signature chain and let out a raucous “What’s up Vegas”.

The audience were already in stitches and the night had just begun. Kevin Hart started off the show with a few skits about the craziness that only Vegas could bring. Making jokes about the wild costumers, the activities of the people on the strip, even the never-ending search for luck in the city of dreams, Kevin had it all covered.

Then out of nowhere something truly special happened, a magic trick. It appeared that Kevin had been in the backstage area earlier in the day attempting a few magic tricks while he prepped for his set. He had finally nailed it, a real live card trick right there on stage. He had the audience so captivated by it, they started to applaud in unison and had to be told to quiet down!

Next up was a bit about Vegas weddings. Kevin talked about how Las Vegas weddings were becoming more and more popular for people on a budget. He explained how you could sign up for an Elvis wedding and even have free drinks afterwards. The crowd were in hysterics as Kevin listed off all the ridiculous things that come with getting married in Vegas; from the 8 bridal parties to the free gambling chips.

But the highlight of the show was the game of chance. Taking some volunteers from the crowd Kevin had them stand up and line across the casino floor. Then he revealed a deck of cards, facedown and asked them to pick one. The winning card would land the volunteer a prize, anything they wanted on the casino floor.

It turns out that the most requested prize was mostly slot machines or card games. But Kevin being Kevin, managed to make it much more entertaining. Deciding to give the audience something different he began to make jokes about the volunteers and their gaudy prize choices. This of course, led to some uproar from the crowd and plenty of laughs from the participants.

The show was coming to a close but Kevin still had one more trick up his sleeve. With a few nods and whispers to the DJ, some fast paced music was pumped into the casino, which signaled the start of some hilariously amazing dance moves. Kevin had the crowd on their feet in no time.

As he started to wrap up the show with one final joke, a standing ovation roared through the casino. One brief moment of silence later and everyone started to file out.

The residents of Vegas had found a new favorite place they could go each month to get their laughs. A place where a great time was guaranteed and the crowd had a blast. The Cosmopolitan Casino had proven to be the ideal place to enjoy the best of what Vegas had to offer in a comedic form. Thanks to the masterful showmanship of Kevin Hart, it was sure to become the hot spot for hilarious Vegas comedians.

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