Ladies and Gentlement, welcome to Las Vegas and the world famous Excalibur casino! Prepare to be dazzled in a fun-filled and electrifying show by the one, the only, Kevin Hart!

My first order of business is to welcome everyone who is joining us tonight. Is this your first time at Excalibur? Have you been here before? It doesn’t matter, because no matter who you are, every single one of you has a chance to leave this casino a winner.

It’s no secret that Las Vegas is the entertainment capital. There’s no one more entertaining than me! Not only that, but you’ve got all the excitement of the casino and the games. You can play all your favorite games, from Poker and Blackjack to Baccarat and Roulette. There’s something for everyone!

But I’d like to talk to you about one of the best features of Excalibur - the slot machines. We’ve got hundreds of the newest and hottest slots and they just keep coming. You can find the newest games, the ones with incredible graphics and immersive sound effects. Or if you prefer the classic slot machines, Excalibur has got them, too. All the luck of Las Vegas can be yours in this great casino.

But slots aren’t the only way to have fun at Excalibur. Do you like table games? We’ve got all your favorites, from Texas Hold 'em and Craps to Three-Card Poker and High Card Flush. And don’t forget about the dealers - the friendly staff at Excalibur will make sure you have a great time.

But the real reason you’ve come here is for the prizes. We’ve got jackpots reaching over a million dollars, as well as unique prizes like trips to exotic locations, fancy cars, and more. With playing a few games you can take home a piece of the Vegas glamour.

And speaking of prizes, there are even more to be won in our special promotions. It’s all the fun of a casino combined with the chance to score big winnings. All you have to do is sign up, put in some cash, and start playing. You may even find yourself taking part in one of our exciting tournaments.

And don’t forget the restaurants. From fine dining to casual bites, Excalibur has something for everyone to enjoy. And don’t forget the drinks - with some of the best bartenders in town, you can enjoy all your favorite beverages without having to leave the casino.

See, Excalibur has something for everyone. And you know me, I’m all about making people laugh. Every night I’ll be in the casino, doing my thing and keeping the energy high. So don’t be afraid to come up to me an give me a high-five!

But don’t forget the most important part: having fun! No matter how you decide to spend your time at Excalibur, make sure you keep that smile on your face. That’s what I’m here for - to help you make sure you’re having a good time.

So whether you’re a gambler, a fan of table games, a slots enthusiast, or a big winner, Excalibur is the place to be. And I’m here to make sure your stay is as entertaining as possible! Welcome to the casino of fun, excitement, and the luck of Las Vegas. But remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and nothing ever beats the thrill of winning. May the odds be ever in your favor! Thank you!