Introducing your host for tonight’s comedy show - the one and only, Kevin Hart!

"What’s going on Vegas? I’m Kevin Hart and I’ll be your host for tonight’s show, live from Horseshoe Casino!

It’s no secret that there’s something about Vegas that just gets people going, and tonight’s show is going to be a real treat. We’re talking hilarious setups, outrageous punchlines and oh so much more.

So why are we here at the Horseshoe Casino? Well, let me tell you, this place is legendary. With a history that dates back over 100 years, the Horseshoe Casino has seen its fair share of icons over the years, from upcoming entertainers to Hollywood A-listers. And that’s why I’m so excited to be here because tonight, I’m going to be adding my name to that illustrious list.

But enough about me, let’s get things started. We’ve got a special treat for you all tonight, we’ve got some great jokes that are sure to have you in stitches and roaring with laughter. So let’s go ahead and get things started.

I don’t know about you, but I’m always curious to know what people are talking about when they say they’re going to Vegas. Well, to be honest they’re usually talking about one of two things: either they’re talking about gambling or they’re talking about partying.

And if you haven’t guessed it by now, the topic of tonight’s show is all about gambling!

We all know that playing the slots is a popular way to pass the time for some people. But how about the more strategic players out there? What about the guys who want to take it up a notch and play some of the table games like blackjack, roulette and Poker?

For those guys, the Horseshoe Casino is the perfect place. With high stakes tables for those looking for the ultimate experience, and low stakes tables for the more casual players, we’ve got something for everyone.

And speaking of something for everyone, let’s not forget about the ladies. I know all you ladies out there have got some mad gambling skills, and the Horseshoe Casino has got you covered. In addition to all your table game favorites, why not try something a bit different? Like maybe a nice game of bingo or even a slot tournament?

And while we’re on the topic of tournaments, did you know that the Horseshoe Casino plays host to the World Series of Poker? Yes, it’s true! Every year the best players in the world come together for the biggest poker tournament in the world.

The atmosphere for the World Series is electric. Professional players and amateurs alike, all vying for the coveted gold bracelet. It’s a sight like no other and it’s here at the Horseshoe Casino.

But if tournaments aren’t really your thing, no worries. We’ve got plenty of other options for you. How about we take a look at the casino’s variety of table games. With all the different types of table games available you can always find something to keep you entertained.

Let’s start with the classic games of chance. Blackjack, Roulette and Craps are probably the most popular table games. They provide a great opportunity to test your luck and potentially walk away with some big wins.

If blackjack, roulette and craps aren’t really your cup of tea, don’t worry. There are plenty of other options to choose from. From Baccarat to poker, from Pai Gow to Three Card Poker, we’ve got something for everyone.

If you’re into skill based games, look no further than the Horseshoe Casino. We’ve got a fantastic selection of video poker machines and as a matter of fact, we’re even home to some of the highest stakes video poker games in the world.

And that’s not all. The Horseshoe Casino is also home to a dizzying array of electronic gaming machines. From the ultra-popular slot machines to the classic video game favorites, these games provide an exciting way to pass the time and possibly even score some big wins.

But if you’re looking for something truly unique to do here at the Horseshoe Casino why not check out our Indian Rummy Tournaments? A game that hails from the Indian subcontinent, this game is not only a great way to make new friends but can also be quite rewarding in terms of potential wins.

Or if you want to test your skill against some of the best in the game, head over to our daily tournament room and try your luck. We’ve got a fantastic selection of tournaments to choose from, and with the best players in the world sometimes joining in, you can be sure of a challenge.

Finally, for those of you who prefer to keep it simple, why not try your hand at some of the other classics like Bingo, Keno and our very own Big Six wheel game?

So there you have it. The Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas - a legendary venue that offers something for everyone. From world-class poker tournaments to fun electronic gaming machines, this place is sure to keep you entertained.

And be sure to stick around for the next show when I’ll be telling some hilarious jokes about gambling, and of course, Vegas. So what are you waiting for? Get down here and let’s have some laughs!