Good evening Las Vegas and welcome to the Landmark Casino Las Vegas! I am your host, Kevin Hart and I got some jokes that are gonna make you laugh out loud!

First things first, anyone here from out of town? Well, welcome to Las Vegas and if this is your first time here let me be the first to congratulate you on your courage to come here! Let me explain why this is a big deal. That’s because Landmark Casino is the place to come when you want to get lucky. Whether you’re here for the poker, blackjack, slots or roulette, there is an opportunity for anyone to make a big bank. Now don’t get me wrong, we follow all the guidelines set by Nevada Gaming, but there is no denying that this is a place to come if you want to hit the jackpot!

Now that we got that out the way, let me tell you a little bit more about the Landmark Casino. We are one of the oldest casinos in Las Vegas, having opened over 50 years ago, and we have been around long enough to be able to give you the best out of Vegas. We have over 200 slots with all the latest and greatest games, 40 tables with different kinds of poker, blackjack and roulette. You can also enjoy the old classic slots such as Wheel of Fortune, Video Poker and Double Diamonds.

In addition to the great atmosphere we have here at Landmark Casino, we also offer special deals and promotions on a regular basis. From free spins to discounts, we try our best to keep our customers coming back for more. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can take part in one of our many tournaments and try to win big. That’s right, every day we have different kinds of tournaments from slots to poker that can reward you with a massive payday if you’re lucky enough to win.

And I can’t forget to mention our famous happy hour. Every day from 5 til 7pm we offer specials like discounted drinks and food. And there’s no better way to unwind after a long day of gambling than with one of our refreshing cocktails. Our bartenders have been with us forever, so they know exactly what to make to keep our customers happy.

If you’re hungry, then don’t worry. We have a wide selection of food to choose from. We serve everything from burgers and steaks to sushi and tacos. And we always use the freshest ingredients to make sure you get the best of the best. And don’t forget to try our house special, the Landmark Burger. It’s a classic burger made with two juicy patties, two slices of cheese, crispy bacon, and the perfect amount of our special sauce. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

But that’s not all. We also have a great entertainment schedule here at the Landmark Casino. Every day we have live music in our lounge, and throughout the week there are comedy shows, stand up acts and open mic nights. Everyone from local comedians to national headliners takes the stage here, so you can be sure to always get the best of the Vegas entertainment scene.

So if you’re looking for a good time in Las Vegas, come to the Landmark Casino. It’s the only place in town with the best slots, games and live entertainment. So bring your friends, bring your family and come celebrate with us tonight. Thank you for listening and I’ll be back in the morning. Have a good night and stay safe!