Good evening Las Vegas! Welcome to the Monte Carlo casino! It’s Kevin Hart here, and oh boy, am I excited to be here! You already know how it is, I’m the life of the party!

So I’m here tonight to do what I do best - make the crowd laugh and have a good time. And with so many great games, delicious food and amazing atmosphere, you all know this is going to be one heck of a night.

Let’s get started with a little about me - I’ve been doing stand-up for my entire life. I started out in my hometown of Philadelphia, and have been working my way up ever since. I’ve toured all around the world, done a few movies and even won a few awards. You know, as they say: with great success, comes great responsibility.

Anyway, enough about me - let’s talk about the Monte Carlo. It’s one of the most famous casinos in the world, and it’s right here in the heart of Las Vegas! Now, some of you may be here for the gambling, and that’s cool. But even if you’re not a gambler, it’s still worth coming out for the atmosphere alone. It’s electric, it’s alive.

You have all kinds of different slots, from classic favorites to the newest games. And you can always try your luck on the tables - blackjack, poker, roulette - anything you can think of. Plus, some of the biggest events and tournaments take place here, so if you really want to gamble for real money, Monte Carlo is the place to be.

And if gambling’s not your thing, that’s ok too. You can always find something to do here. There’s live music almost every night, comedians, magicians, performers - something for everyone. Plus, there’s plenty of great restaurants, bars and clubs. From fine-dining to casual spots, you’ll find just what you’re looking for here.

And of course, let’s not forget about the shopping. Monte Carlo is full of trendy and unique stores, boutiques and even pop-up shops. So you can find some exclusive and one of a kind items to take home with you.

So as you can see, there’s something for everyone here at Monte Carlo. Whether you’re here for the gambling, the dining, the entertainment or anything else - you won’t be disappointed.

And if you’re looking for a really special experience, then you have to check out the Penthouse Suite. This private suite is the ultimate luxury escape, complete with all the bells and whistles. You can order room service, have a massage, use the gym, watch movies on the plasma, and more. It’s like your own little piece of paradise, without ever having to leave the casino.

So there you have it - Monte Carlo, a world-class casino and resort. Everything you could possibly want, all under one roof. And since it’s located right in the heart of Las Vegas, you won’t have to go far to enjoy everything it has to offer.

And that’s why I chose Monte Carlo as the backdrop for this show. I mean, who better to bring fun and laughter to the world’s most iconic casino and resort than me? That’s why I’m here to make this night as magical as possible.

So come on up, grab your spot and get ready for one Heck of a good time! We have an amazing night ahead of us, and I can’t wait to get started. Let the fun begin!