It’s been a wild night here at the Riviera Casino in Las Vegas and I just want to give a shout-out to all the ladies and gents who have been partying all night long! Now, who’s ready for some hilarious standup comedy?

I just want to start off by saying that being a comedian who has worked in Vegas for close to a decade now, it’s still so amazing to see the same people come to the Riviera every night even after all this time. You can’t help but feel like a part of the family here.

And speaking of family, I think it’s time to start talking about mine… You see, my family is like any other: a bunch of weirdos who only want to be funny when someone’s watching. Now, it doesn’t really matter that I’m the youngest of four siblings; I’ve always managed to stay ahead of the pack when it comes to comedic timing and being the life of the party.

But these same people can also be the bane of my existence, especially when I’m trying to have a fun time at the Riviera. I mean, who wants to hang out with their siblings all the time? That’s why I love to come here and spend time away from the chaos.

Of course, the fact that the Riviera is one of the best casinos in Vegas definitely doesn’t hurt either. I’m not sure why, but it seems like whatever table I sit down at, I always end up lucky. But don’t tell my brothers or my parents, or else they’ll all be begging me to take them here.

And that brings us to our next topic: the people. People watching is one of my favorite things to do here, especially since there are so many different characters at the Riviera! From the tourists who don’t quite know what they’re doing, to the veterans who have been coming here for years—there’s so much to take in.

And then there’s the drinks. I think everyone here would agree with me that one of the best parts about coming to the Riviera is its amazing selection of drinks. I don’t care if you’re in Vegas for business or for pleasure—there’s no denying that a cold, refreshing beer is always the way to go after a long day of gambling.

But the best part about the Riviera Casino is its atmosphere. It’s always so electrifying and vibrant with just the right amount of energy to keep the party going all night long. Whether it’s a band playing, a comedian performing, or simply people chatting up new people, there’s always something interesting happening at the Riviera.

And of course, let’s not forget the showgirls! Now we all know that the showgirls at the Riviera put on an amazing show, but what many people don’t realize is that they’re also some of the funniest people in Vegas. The jokes they come up with never cease to amaze me! Clearly, they have a great sense of humor.

So, you see, there’s so much to love about the Riviera—not just the casino games, or the drinks, or even the showgirls, but all of the little things that create a sense of family. It’s like a big, happy family reunion every night at the Riviera Casino and that’s why I keep coming back.

Because no matter what happens, I know I can always count on this place to make me laugh. And that’s really what it’s all about: having a good time at the Riviera and having a good time with the people we love.

So let’s all raise a toast to the Riviera Casino and let’s have the best night ever. Cheers!