Thunderbird
Created on February 22, 2023.
–Thunderbird casino lighting dims as the musical track fades out and the spotlight shines upon the stage. A figure steps out and drums begin to play, heralding the arrival of the one and only, Kevin Hart.–
Kevin Hart: "Oh, it’s gonna be a good one tonight ladies and gentlemen, how y’all doin’ tonight? Cheers are heard, laughter, and applause all around the casino.
"My name’s Kevin Hart and I’m gonna be bossin’ around this joint known as the Thunderbird Casino all night. Ya ready?
[The crowd enthusiastically shouts out in agreement.]
Kevin Hart: "Aight, break it down now, I ain’t messin’ around. Thunderbird, let me start by saying it ain’t no big thang, I know y’all already understand, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
So Let’s get this party started. I know y’all here to have some fun, so let me tell y’all how Thunderbird got its name.
Legend has it that, many moons ago, a group of Native Americans were instructed to build a city in the middle of a desert. After many weeks of hard labor, the city was completed. When it was time to name the city, the Native American tribe decided to call it Thunderbird.
But why Thunderbird? Well, legend has it that on the night the city was completed a thunderstorm came rolling in from the west. With lightning flashing and thunder rumbling, a giant Thunderbird descended from the sky and flew above the city. It’s supposed to be the protector of the city, so the Native Americans decided to name the city Thunderbird in its honor.
Now I ain’t gonna lie to y’all, I’m no good at gamblin’. It’s safe to say I’d rather come to Vegas, enjoy the sights, and treat my bank account nicely. But y’all gotta do whatcha gotta do, right?
If you’re an experienced gambler, y’all might wanna check out Thunderbird Casino. From the Live Poker tables to the Craps tables, Blackjack to Roulette, this joint offers all the traditional casino games and more! Don’t forget to try your luck at the Slots either.
So here’s the key to making this night a successful one, it ain’t about how much you win, it’s about how much fun ya had. That’s why here at Thunderbird we make sure to have a full roster of nightly entertainment available to keep ya entertained whether your chips are up or down!
The Thunderbird Lounge hosts some of the best live acts in town and they make the rounds every night. Whether ya like Latin, Jazz, or good ole country music, the Thunderbird Lounge has you covered. There’s no better way to take a break than with a cold beverage and some hot jams!
When you get a little peckish, we got several quality dining options at the Thunderbird. Just be sure to save some room for dessert - we have the best damn strawberry cheesecake this side of the Mississippi!
[Laughter and cheers from the crowd.]
Kevin Hart: "Ya’ll have the energy I’m lookin’ for! But of course, no casino experience would be complete without the classic nightlife joints. The Thunderbird nightclub has it all - DJs spinning the latest music, live shows, karaoke, and of course VIP booths. All of which attract the hottest people in town.
But if you really want an unforgettable experience, make sure you check out the Thunderbird Hotel. A unique experience right next door to the casino. From luxury suites to infinity pools, there’s something for everyone.
Ya see, that’s why Thunderbird is one of the hottest spots in town. There’s something here for everyone, whether you’re interested in gambling, nightlife or a laid back atmosphere. So there it is y’all, the Thunderbird experience; I’m tellin’ you, ain’t no place like it!
[The music fades out and the lights come back up.]
Kevin Hart: "Don’t keep me strugglin tonight, let’s show the Thunderbird some love and have a good time!
[The thunderous roar of the crowd as Kevin steps off the stage and the music starts back up.]
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