Good evening, Las Vegas! It has been said that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but I’m here to tell you that tonight we can all bring a few stories that no one in this room would ever forget. That’s right, because I’m here with you all at the Venetian Las Vegas Hotel & Casino.

There’s no better way to start the adventure off than by getting to know one another. Let’s kick this off with a few laughs.

My first joke of the evening focuses on everyone’s favourite: money! What do you get when you cross a casino and a tax return? A gambling deduction!

Ha ha, alright, now that we’ve all had a little chuckle, let’s get serious and have some Vegas fun. Whether you’re an old or new gambler, the Venetian has everything you need: over 1875 slot and video poker machines, as well as a luxurious selection of over 23 table games.

So why not give it a shot and learn a new game? It could be luck of the draw 2 card poker, 3 card poker, or the classic blackjack. With the Venetian’s dedicated team of experienced dealers, you can always count on a night of entertaining dealer banter and amazing conversation.

And if you’re looking for more than just cards and chips, our incredible venue offers multiple shows and other attractions each night. Take in a dazzling performance from one of our featured shows like Flamingo Dreams or Cirque Mystique, or enjoy a rousing game of craps at one of our many gaming tables.

But The Venetian is about more than just gambling. We are proud to showcase the artistry of international cuisines through our award-winning restaurants and bakeries. From savory sashimi to exquisite pastries, our restaurants feature something for everyone. With a fantastic nightlife, gorgeous boutiques and pools, you won’t run out of things to do in our grand resort.

Ready to step up your game? Take home something from our celebrity-filled high-end shops, watch a legendary concert, or relax by the pool in one of the largest and most luxurious 24-hour spas in the city. Whether you’re looking to play in a high-stakes poker tournament or a low-key game of bingo, the Venetian has something for every type of gambler. Day or night, you can always count on the Venetian to provide the best gaming experience in Las Vegas.

And speaking of which: what’s Vegas without a little bit of luck? The Venetian knows luck can come in many forms, so the hotel and casino have created a new loyalty program that rewards everyone, regardless of their bankroll.

Pick up your Venetian Card at the front desk and track your gambling success, earning bonus points and rewards each time you play. Whether you’re taking part in a high-stakes tournament or hitting the slots for a few coins, your Venetian Card will help you cash in on your luck.

And here’s the payoff that you’ve all been waiting for: with Venetian Card rewards, you can treat yourself to exclusive discounts on hotel stays, dining experiences, spa treatments, and more.

Now for one last bit of fun! What do you call a casino card dealer who always smiles? The Venetian smile dealer!

So, what are you waiting for?

Now is the time to explore the stunning Venetian Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and see what luck has in store for you. Let tonight be the start of something great - wherever your winning spirit takes you, you’ll always have a great time here at the Venetian.

Thanks for joining me in Las Vegas tonight. I’ll see you all around the tables and down the Strip! And remember: what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!